Kelly Osbourne performed Total Eclipse Of The Heart in ITV's Guilty Pleasures on Saturday, and there was nothing pleasurable about it. She completely butchered the song.
Sloppy drunk Kelly is so much better.
When people call me and say 'come and DJ at my club', I make a mix tape and pretend I'm DJing. I pull the headphones against my ears, I'm so good at it."
---Kelly Osbourne is a cheating DJ.