That John Mayer is such a class act. He says he's so sick of reading false stories about him, he's just going to start contributing and spreading lies himself.
Mayer filled gaps between songs at a gig in St. Louis, Missouri on Thursday night by telling the audience made-up facts about his life.
After telling fans he is scared of all things green and that he was building a time machine, Mayer announced, "When I was a child I would kill small animals and wear their teeth as necklaces. True. Print that. And I've always felt deep down that I was born a woman."
The more lies you read about yourself, the bigger celebrity you've become. And John Mayer’s stock value has definitely gone up since he started dating Jennifer Aniston.
Mayer filled gaps between songs at a gig in St. Louis, Missouri on Thursday night by telling the audience made-up facts about his life.
After telling fans he is scared of all things green and that he was building a time machine, Mayer announced, "When I was a child I would kill small animals and wear their teeth as necklaces. True. Print that. And I've always felt deep down that I was born a woman."
The more lies you read about yourself, the bigger celebrity you've become. And John Mayer’s stock value has definitely gone up since he started dating Jennifer Aniston.
